why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
207,976 notes (via vmdaniel & snorlaxatives)
have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u
62,624 notes (via vmdaniel & kushdrinker)
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
56,613 notes (via vmdaniel & gendertier)
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
32,127 notes (via criminallyincompetent & bitcorn)
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
33,433 notes (via vmdaniel & tears-in-the-tardis)
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like
61,534 notes (via voculabulary & iguanamouth)
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
455,876 notes (via werenotshortwerefunsized & brennablueskies)