I don’t think you even need to watch/read naruto or know whats going on to know how absolutely ludicrous this is
JESUS CHRIST
I NEED TO CATCH UP
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
oh my god
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why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
???????????????????????????????
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
?????
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have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u
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He got in trouble… for being right…. fuckign eh…
(Source: glitterbites)
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i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
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just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
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fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
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sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
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TW Season 2 Extras: Alternate Stiles Takes
That last one KILLED me. Ahahaha.
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i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like
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runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
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